Sunday, 30 December 2018

Porsche - The Yellow Beauty

25th December, 2018 --- Today, at 2:30am, break started - i along with one of my colleagues, Sanjeev Ji, left for the dhabba for having two Aallo-Pyaaz paranthas outside the company where we saw a brand new Porsche car, yellow & black in color, well manufactured & tombstoned with two lubricant fireball nitro silencer, arrived & stopped straight in front of us. First, i thought, a hot chick would come get outta damn luxurious car, perhaps, my bad luck as always, two assholes came outta wow car & slightly walked toward the same dhabba where we (i & sanjeev ji) have had two paranthas 15 minutes back.

Having the mania of that car on my mind, first thought that hit in my damn knuckle-head was: "What's it gonna take to earn that yellow beauty?" - & outta spark of its lights, "Kuch jugaad karna padeiga," i said to Sanjeev Ji. On this, he gushed, "Jugaad is for short term business. If you wanna earn that car, you gotta do a long term business. Network marketing & communication with people is on trend now-a-days."

"Agar jugaad karna hei, toh bhaley hi ye car tu khareed  le but end mein iski maintenance kartey kartey mar jaayga, & you will get end up with nothing but the decision to sell it out. Even the EMI of such cars is beyond our imagination." I was listneing to his words & wondering: "How much its cost would be?"

And he said, "It must be in crores."

"But i haven't even eva counted money above "Thousands" in life. Crores would be beyond extreme, Sanjeev Ji," we laughed.

Right now, i am home & checked the price of Porsche, and it's of 2.09 crore.

Then we bought two cups of tea & stood by the side of yellow beauty. "There's one doctor living opposite to Cyber city, daily comes in anew car. On Monday, he comes in Rolls Royce. On Tuesday, he's in Mercedes. Wednesday - in Cruz. Thrusday - in BMW. Friday - in Porsche. Saturday - in fortune, and on Sunday, he comes in Ford," he said. "So you can imagine how much his income would be," he added.

"Yeah, i guess. that's why most parents want their children to become engineer (s) or doctor (s) perhaps, engineers are not even getting jobs now a days, & doctors getting more cocky on patients," i wondered.

"Not every engineering is mechanical neither are all doctors "Tharki", Shivaum."

After hearing his words, i was like: "Damn! If that doctor has got too many beauties (cars), would he also be having that "BUNCH"? "HERD"? or the "PACK" of girlfriends either?"

{I love doing night shifts not because i am half-crack but i am habitual to it; used to work on my written-yet-unwritten novels, back in gone years, only on nights, till 6:00am, during my college days; used to "visit" college hardly for a day or two in every 3 months. So i am bloody familiar to suchness of nights. Even my teachers were like: "Ho gyi subah teri," every time they saw me attending a single class outta 6-7 lectures. Ah, long story. Let's get back to Porsche.}

As time accumulated by, something very deep he shared & gushed, "You can't earn that car doing 9-5 job even nobody can not even me. No employee who's doing 9-5 job, esp. the night shifts, can afford such luxurious beauties. Even a man can't afford a woman if he's not royal by heart so how can you imagine buying suchness of cars dreaming all night of it?"

And i was keep listening to him because the thing that i had eva overheard from people about fantasy & reality was i confronting at that moment ---- the inequality of "Day-Dreaming" & "Night-Visualizing". It's easy to dream of getting what your heart craves to have for but hard to resist what mind is already bewitched with.

Another 15 minutes vooshed, & we walked back up to the floor. Reached there by 3:00am, & thankfully the chat flow had been very loyal to me due to Christmas eve which further gave me a plenty of time to write a blog on my excel sheet. Unfortunately, i couldn't bring it out but couldn't help myself not to hit on my words that left me drooled with some questions to life which further got me nudged & wondered: ----

"What if you can't get anything outta job, why are you doing the job? For money? - But money's bitch. Not me but what everyone says. And i believe, even to run a business, you need employees. Without employees, how can run a business neither can a man become businessman? - If he doesn't know what's it take to be an employee, how can he get to worth the value of being a businessman? -- if it's that hard to earn that yellow beauty then why hard work still does count in your efforts? If a man can have a g.f & wife both, of course, as per 377 law, then would he keep 'em both happy even besides of being a billionaire?" ----

"If not all engineers are mechanical neither 'em doctors 'Tharki', i guess, not every employee can be negotiated. If you can't be a billionaire by doing 9-5 job, then at least, you can become a man of loyalty which further can help you being a businessman," i wondered again, " because every business should be a leader first. And without knowing how it feels being an employee, neither you can become a leader nor can become a businessman.

Such tuft of questions yellow beauty, Miss Porsche, left me with this night. When i was writing a blog on my system, of course, cos of having the avail of 45 minutes, my friends/colleagues were looking at me & gathered to read my post & one of them, Lovekush, gushed, "Okay, so he has again lost his mind." LOL ---

Friday, 28 December 2018

crook

10:00am
saturday, 29/dec/2018 ----
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whitish as cream,
as smoothest as nitroglycerin,
she's more like Troponin ---
coffee connoisseur existentialist serum is she
half clothed; half naked on the dape of X-babe
used to be a bad baby of good daddy;
was supposed to call me Shivaum
though dubbed me with "Shabby";
had me obnoxiously paralyzed at Westminster Abbey
whilst having the night so drunk &..
me pretty crooked over the body of that laddie.
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#amwriting #novel #BingeDebauchery

Monday, 17 December 2018

My First Experience With "Bla Bla Car"

December, 18th 2018 -
Tuesday - 

--- Well.. well.. well.. yesterday, i reached home after a long span of time. Slept whole day & night outta tiredness - today, woke up by now at 5:00am - and thought to write a post. I got real baffled seeing my blogs left abandoned for over the long time when i logged into my page & found no post written in 2018. 

December is about to go; 2018 is supposed to be gone in next 13 days, and with an every speck of passing time, i am keep wondering: "what to do next with my life?" Just like an another average fella of the year, i am also gone sunk into the same canal of life where your job becomes the way to your living, and your living has no space to make your life. 

I had to get d bus at 11:30pm and leave Gurgaon by 9:30pm, yesterday night; was about to book Uber, of course as usual for I.S.B.T, perhaps, one of my roommates, Pitamber Indoria, asked me to book Bla Bla car. It's way better and cost effective than Uber so he & Ajay Singh Rathore (Flat Owner) booked the car for me from my phone and helped me reach Chandigarh with much comfortness.

Amit (bla bla car) & his wife named Shilpi were also going to Chandigarh to get their passwort work done at passport office, sector-17 and one of the another guys named Prince also landed... from Bangalore, had to reach Chandigarh by 7:10am - so we were total 4 guys in the car. Left from Gurgaon at 1:30am. We picked Prince from Mahipalpur. This guy was very suspicious. Before sitting into car/cab, he took some pics. of that car & WhatsApp it to his family straight away.  45 years. old man he was. Born & raised in Chandigarh, Zirakpur; was coming after 2 days of business trip from Bangalore.


It was my first experience with Bla.. blah.. car and i must admit, quite an experience it has been. Really enjoy the journey in time with new strangers-cum-unknown-people - have had some great food at restaurant in the middway of panipat highway. This experience got me write a blog after a long span of time - and get myself continued with my bloggish life as well.
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Ps.
Been prolly a year i haven't written a blog so now it's time to get back to work and post something valuable in time to get life more productive & 21-stly living. Tomorrow, i have to go back to work so yeah.. sometimes, we gotta go with the flow and let life move the way time gets it moved. *peaceout*